Featuring Will McArthur and Stacy. Kermit the Grouch crashes rose ceremony. Then Kermit talks to Birdface in the studio. He states his case, which isn't bad. JPJ throws nuggets. Kermit leaves. Hannah Beast declares she can be a slut. The end.
H. Beast rams Pilot Pete in fuck suite. She tells Tyler C she can't ram him in fuck boat, as she rammed Pilot Pete. Jed tells her she's stupid picking Kermit. She rams Jed in fuck suite. Kermit demands she can't be ramming. She tells him he doesn't own her body. She tells that frog to leave.
Idiots in Latvia. Romance? Naked 1:1 bungee jumping date with golf pro Garrett. 2 naked Latvians go first. Group date with the rest of the idiots. Kermit gets angry about naked bungee jumping. Pilot Pete's a valley girl on 1:1 spa date. Idiots get off on "Stay in your lane". Rose Ceremony.
Hannah Beast won't give Kermit the rose. Kermit comes back in and says he'll move mountains. Kermit tells the idiots he did not get a rose. The idiots sit around and fight, and Hannah Beast pretends she's their mother. Rose ceremony. The show has nothing left, so they do flashbacks for an hour.
Featuring Will McArthur and Ruby. Hannah Beast takes the idiots to Scotland. She goes on a 1:1 with Eddie Murphy because she has to. The poor Scottish people have to deal with the group date. Kermit the Grouch and Hannah Beast argue about being "real" for the rest of the program.
Hannah goes on a boring date with Jed. He spits garbage to her at dinner. Then she watches 13 idiots play Rugby. Kermit the grouch frog goes Agro. Hannah cries on a dock. Tyler C takes advantage. and plays the pity card at dinner. Kermit/Oscar and Luke S battle it out for a dud of a woman.
Featuring Will McArthur and Stacy. Hannah B hangs out with a group of jackasses and castrates them. Fakes sick. Invites a jerk who talks like an ass, into her bed because she's sick. Then castrates a bunch of other jackasses. Luke P has a meltdown, and so does always be Cam.
The tools go on a group date to a stupid shitty talent show with drag Queens. They're forced to look like complete fools. Then Oscar the grouch professes his love. Tim Tebow is on drugs. More idiots go on another group date roller skating. Cam crashes. Chicken nuggets. Kermit pulls me too #5.
Will McArthur and Stacy. We meet Hannah beast and some of the tools. Then the idiots show up at the mansion. Demi and Katie show up in a white van to rat out some guy with a girlfriend. But, of course he's probably not the only one with a girlfriend. Hannah beast gets dramatic.
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