The Myers Show
Myers
Myers likes Jamies, Guinness, golf, tennis, forensic files, and large women. Myers is a wild hick, and splits his time between mechanical bull riding and watching shows like "The Bachelorette".
Will McArthur
Will McCarthur likes to t-shirt ski in antifa regions of the US, and go on Bummble dates on acid and IPAs. Will is not a self proclaimed loud blabbering tool, but some might say he is. Will enjoys an establishment with liquids, that plays the same Latin shit music over and over, to the point where he subconsciously considers belly flopping off the Coronado Bridge. Will enjoys attempting to transform his body by working out heavily, and simultaneously, mowing mounds of chicken wings, after he drowns them in blue cheese.
Dolly Dena
Dolly enjoys creating female swimsuits with boner side affects. Dolly will challenge you to a dirty street fight if you call her a Millennial. Dolly is not Jamaican, but she has at least 43 jobs, including fashion guru on The Myers Show. Her fashion reviews destroy Coco Chanel. Dolly's goal is to create a tent pinch worthy bathing suit for every bibbity boppity female in the Solar System.
Ruby
Ruby lives on skittles, gummy worms, onion ring batter, herbs, and water wells, after the water has been replaced by moscato. Ruby will only date fat lawyers, or self proclaimed "partiers". Ruby prefers areas of the world like Green Bay, WI in the winter. Ruby is currently finishing up her nursing degree, so she can work solely with Gynecologists for men, for access to quick peeks at flaccid peckers. Ruby is a Sicilian. She's not the regular female Sicilian Siren, but she will put a hit out on you for a romp in the back, or front seat of your car.
Veronica Matranga
Veronica is a loud first generation American/Palizzi Italian from Brooklyn, NY. Veronica is a front-end Baby Boomer, which places her in the category of "Indian Leopard". Veronica is incapable of getting On Demand, or anything to work on her TV. Her lifelong goal has been to clear out every Nordstrom, so they have no merchandise left. Veronica slows down, whenever she notices a green traffic light. She is usually so loud, she is known as the lady who will, scare the shit out of old Asian men in Sushi Restaurants. Veronica dines on Angler Monk Fish, La Jolla Sea Urchin Nigiri, liverwurst paste, and Pinctada maxima Oysters.